No friendship is an accident
A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
An intellectual solves a problem. A genius avoids it.
When you work hard it is only fair that you party hard.